Category Archives: How To Be Skinny

How is Your Diet Going?

For the 10th time, quit dieting!  Diets are useless.  If we are going to successfully lose weight, we have to create new habits that we can live with forever. Do any of my horrible old habits listed below sound familiar … Continue reading

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Why Curly was the Fattest of the Three Stooges

About a month ago at an estate sale, an elderly lady sold me what she said was a personal journal from “Curly” of the Three Stooges. In it, I found two full pages of outrageous diet tips.  Some of these … Continue reading

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Is it Better to Eat Monkey Brains or Sugar?

I was in New York City at an exotic restaurant a number of years ago, and I decided to be adventurous.   I ordered monkey brains as my appetizer. That’s right, monkey brains. I was served a small dollop of monkey … Continue reading

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Lose Weight Permanently by Following this Moron’s Advice

Sometimes it takes just one simple idea to change your life forever.  Once, I learned a great weight loss idea from a moron.  You probably know this moron.  Do you want to know his name?

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How to Eat the Most Fattening Foods in the World and Lose Weight

I have lost about 30 pounds in the last few years while allowing myself to eat the following foods: Hershey bars and Mars bars, birthday cake, fried chicken, fried pickles, pizza, ice cream, barbecued ribs, cheese, rib-eye steak, feta cheese, malted … Continue reading

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Oy Vey! Outback Steakhouse Introduces a New Fully-Loaded Bloomin’ Onion

One of the most iconic and fattening restaurant foods of all time has been updated. Yes, it’s time to welcome the brand new version of the “Bloomin’ Onion.” It is now the fully-loaded blooming onion. Outback actually calls it the “Loaded Bloom.” Let … Continue reading

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Frankenstein Qualifies for Season 18 of ‘The Biggest Loser’

Supposedly, Frankenstein was said to have been over 8 feet tall. I could not find his actual weight, but you have to guess he weighed at least 350-400 pounds.  Surprisingly, that is a pretty healthy weight for someone his size. … Continue reading

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Can Bacon Increase Your Life Span?

Recently, the oldest person in the world passed away. Her name was Susannah Mushatt Jones. Mrs. Jones was 116 years old.  She was the last person living from the 19th century.  Before she passed away though, she shared her two secrets for … Continue reading

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The Greatest Weight Loss Question Ever

I want to ask you a question.  It’s a simple question, and I promise you can answer it.  There are only two possible answers. All I ask of you is to take a full 30 seconds before you answer.  Consider … Continue reading

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Your Chance of Permanent Weight Loss Increases Every Time You Fail

It is incredibly hard and frustrating to try to lose weight forever! It is very hard work! We fail time after time.  And every time we fail, we go through a series of emotions… We cry, we wish, we obsess, … Continue reading

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