Category Archives: How To Be Debt Free

Einstein Reveals His Secret to Permanent Weight Loss

I was just 4 years old when Albert Einstein died, so we did not actually have an adult conversation about weight loss.  However, we did have a few things in common.  Einstein was not actually a rocket scientist.  I am … Continue reading

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Lose Weight Permanently by Following this Moron’s Advice

Sometimes it takes just one simple idea to change your life forever.  Once, I learned a great weight loss idea from a moron.  You probably know this moron.  Do you want to know his name?

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How to Eat the Most Fattening Foods in the World and Lose Weight

I have lost about 30 pounds in the last few years while allowing myself to eat the following foods: Hershey bars and Mars bars, birthday cake, fried chicken, fried pickles, pizza, ice cream, barbecued ribs, cheese, rib-eye steak, feta cheese, malted … Continue reading

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Oy Vey! Outback Steakhouse Introduces a New Fully-Loaded Bloomin’ Onion

One of the most iconic and fattening restaurant foods of all time has been updated. Yes, it’s time to welcome the brand new version of the “Bloomin’ Onion.” It is now the fully-loaded blooming onion. Outback actually calls it the “Loaded Bloom.” Let … Continue reading

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Frankenstein Qualifies for Season 18 of ‘The Biggest Loser’

Supposedly, Frankenstein was said to have been over 8 feet tall. I could not find his actual weight, but you have to guess he weighed at least 350-400 pounds.  Surprisingly, that is a pretty healthy weight for someone his size. … Continue reading

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Can Bacon Increase Your Life Span?

Recently, the oldest person in the world passed away. Her name was Susannah Mushatt Jones. Mrs. Jones was 116 years old.  She was the last person living from the 19th century.  Before she passed away though, she shared her two secrets for … Continue reading

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The Greatest Weight Loss Question Ever

I want to ask you a question.  It’s a simple question, and I promise you can answer it.  There are only two possible answers. All I ask of you is to take a full 30 seconds before you answer.  Consider … Continue reading

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Highway Patrolman Arrests Woman for Listing Fraudulent Weight on Driver’s License

Stop, what you are doing right now, and go look at your driver’s license. What weight is listed on it? Is it the truth? The whole truth?  And nothing but the truth? I bet not. The weight on my driver’s license is almost … Continue reading

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Miss Piggy Has Never Lost a Pound

Miss Piggy is the author of one of the most famous diet quotes of all time: “Never eat anything bigger than your head.” No wonder she can’t lose weight. The opposite is actually true. I would like to share with … Continue reading

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100-Year-Old Woman Shares Simple Tip on Being Skinny and Debt Free

Once I had a conversation with a 100-year-old millionaire named Finda. I do not know her last name, but I will ask her the next time I see her.  During our conversation, Finda shared one simple idea that illustrates how … Continue reading

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