Monthly Archives: July 2016
About a month ago at an estate sale, an elderly lady sold me what she said was a personal journal from “Curly” of the Three Stooges. In it, I found two full pages of outrageous diet tips. Some of these … Continue reading
I was in New York City at an exotic restaurant a number of years ago, and I decided to be adventurous. I ordered monkey brains as my appetizer. That’s right, monkey brains. I was served a small dollop of monkey … Continue reading
Sometimes it takes just one simple idea to change your life forever. Once, I learned a great weight loss idea from a moron. You probably know this moron. Do you want to know his name?
I have lost about 30 pounds in the last few years while allowing myself to eat the following foods: Hershey bars and Mars bars, birthday cake, fried chicken, fried pickles, pizza, ice cream, barbecued ribs, cheese, rib-eye steak, feta cheese, malted … Continue reading